Senate: FEMA is beyond repair.
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U.S. Citizens: Congress needs a re-rack.
WASHINGTON — Hurricane Katrina turned FEMA into a "symbol of a bumbling bureaucracy" so far beyond repair that it should be scrapped, senators said Thursday. They called for creation of a new disaster relief agency as the next storm season looms on the horizon.
EVERYWHERE ELSE - Lack of values, common decency, honesty, integrity and term limits has turned CONGRESS into a "cesspool of incompetance" so mired in it's own fecal matter that all of its current "career politician" members should be fired and forced to wait tables at the Bennigan's, Applebee's, TGI Friday's...or otherwise "flair-required" restaurant of their choosing, the American public unanimously said later that same Thursday. They noted that this would be the perfect time, with many elections already scheduled this fall...which should give Teddy Kennedy enough time to find suitable pairs of black pants and sneakers.