Saturday, March 03, 2007

Liberals, Meet Your Heroes, Vol. 1: Margaret Sanger

The founder of Planned Parenthood in her own words.
The last thing Liberals want you to know about Planned Parenthood, Eugenics, and Racism.

On blacks, immigrants and indigents:
"...human weeds,' 'reckless breeders,' 'spawning... human beings who never should have been born." Pivot of Civilization,
referring to immigrants and poor people.

On the extermination of blacks:

"We should hire three or four colored ministers, preferably with social-service backgrounds, and with engaging personalities. The most successful educational approach to the Negro is through a religious appeal. We don't want the word to go out that we want to exterminate the Negro population…" Margaret Sanger's December 19, 1939 letter to Dr. Clarence Gamble - Sophia Smith Collection, Smith College: Massachusetts.

On murder:
"The most merciful thing that a family does to one of its infant members is to kill it." The Woman Rebel, Volume I, Number 1. Reprinted in Woman and the New Race. New York: Brentanos Publishers, 1922.

On the right of married couples to bear children:
"Couples should be required to submit applications to have a child," Birth Control Review, April 1932.

On sterilization of minorities:
"Eugenic sterilization is an urgent need ... We must prevent multiplication of this bad stock."
Margaret Sanger, April 1933 Birth Control Review.

On Eugenics as policy:
"Eugenics is … the most adequate and thorough avenue to the solution of racial, political and social problems.
"The Eugenic Value of Birth Control Propaganda." Birth Control Review, October 1921, page 5.

On promiscuity:
"[Our objective is] unlimited sexual gratification without the burden of unwanted children..."
The Woman Rebel, Volume I, Number 1. Reprinted in Woman and the New Race. New York: Brentanos Publishers, 1922.

On adultery:
"A woman's physical satisfaction was more important than any marriage vow," Birth Control in America, p. 11.

On marital sex:
"The marriage bed is the most degenerating influence in the social order," Sanger said. B
irth Control in America, p. 23.

On abortion:
"Criminal' abortions arise from a perverted sex relationship under the stress of economic necessity, and their greatest frequency is among married women." The Woman Rebel - No Gods, No Masters, May 1914, Vol. 1, No. 3.

Monday, February 26, 2007

Director of "Pirhana 2: The Sequel" Finds Jesus Tomb, 2pac Shakur, Elvis, & Jimmy Hoffa

James Cameron finds "tomb of Jesus family," buries career inside.

Scholars and archaeologists were shamed today as the Academy Award winning director corrected prior assumptions about 27 year old Israeli find.

"Not only was Jesus married, the evidence strongly suggests he was also a slave-owning global-warmer," James Cameron said today. "When the experts get it wrong, we with money must get it right. The 'larger truth' demands it."

Skeptics worry that movie makers doing archaeology could lead to an obfuscation of the facts for profit or power - the logical end of which could lead to politicians doing climatology.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

I Support the Troops, but not Their Mission

A generation raised on microwave dinners, no fault divorce, and abortion on demand lifts its head up from the trough, and complains we've been in Iraq too long.

I support my wife, but not the marriage.
I support my child, but not the parenting.
I support my friends, but not the friendship.
I support my job, but not the work.

Fetus Has Striking Resemblance to Baby

Fetus leaves hospital with host progenitors at 22 weeks.

A fetus born after just under 22 weeks in the womb - among the shortest gestation periods known for a live birth - will remain in a hospital a few extra days as a precaution, officials said.

Amillia Taylor, who weighed less than 10 ounces (283 grams), had been expected to be sent home this week.

Friends of the female host expressed cheerful exasperation as they did not even have time to throw a fetus shower for her.

Monday, February 12, 2007

DNC Unleashes Unstoppable Super-Candidate: Oprack Winframa

"If elected, I promise a new car to every American soldier who will cut-and-run."

"Finally, the spirit of the age has the candidate it demands," announces Democratic National Committee Chair Howard Dean.

"He's white, he's black, he's a woman, he's a man. He's privately 'religious' but publicly an 'atheist.' He's personally against abortion but has an A+ Planned Parenthood rating!

He's clean and articulate, too! YEAAAAARRRAAGGGGHHHH!"

Monday, February 05, 2007

Headlines You Will Never See, Vol. III

Another edition of HYWNS brought to you by WHYGRR.

Al Qaeda Presses Bin Laden for Jihad Timetable
"He's had five years. Who wants to be the last suicide bomber to die in this war?" ask moderate Muslims.


Darwinian Evolution Powerless over Homosexuality
You can believe people are born gay or Darwinian Evolution, not both.


Shirking Replaces Baseball as National Pastime
Baby-mamas point finger at deadbeat dads who blame George Bush, McDonald's, Halliburton, Karl Rove, second hand smoke, and trans-fats.

Democrats Pro-Choice on Abortion, Work, Fatherhood, Marriage
"When it comes to commitment, we support freedom of choice."

Military-Industrial Complex Dwarfed by Media-Industrial Complex
"Are we writing stories that simply don't have to be written?"


Is Big Coffee Behind U.S. Strikes on Somalia?
Cheney probed for financial ties to Starbucks, Chock Full O' Nuts.

Metrosexuals Demand Civil Rights Protections
"Just because we look gay doesn't mean we are."


Special Report: Church of Satan gave little to Katrina victims in 2006.
Charges of greed and selfishness rock organization.

Congressional Black Caucus Pressures Networks for More Black TV Shows.
In other news: 75,000 Africans died today of genocide, AIDS, slavery, and famine.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Decline and Fall: A Screenshot

How seventh century radical Islam is winning the ideological battle.

Below is just one of the many lubricants greasing the skids of Western Civilization. There are many more, but this is only the most current and I feel compelled to share it.

My Google search today for a quote from George Washington yielded search suggestions as I typed, plus their related hits. In this case, it gave me other popular Georges throughout history.

Notice that Ocean Pacific shorts aficionado George Michael tops the list and clocks in with 523 million...that's 17 million more hits than the father of our nation George Washington.

If that weren't troubling enough, he commands roughly 150 million more hits than George Bush......41 & 43 combined.

Hat's off the the schools and universities of the West. Well done!

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

President's Speechwriter Crafts Brilliant State of the Union

Bush to begin ignoring it today.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

College of William & Mary changes name to more inclusive William & Terry

Mary, the mother of Christ, dropped in favor of gender-neutral Terry.

William and Terry's new non-threatening logo

W & T President Gene Nichol ordered the name change today in keeping with the removal of the Wren Chapel Cross in October. In an email to faculty and students, Nichol said his goal was to create a less "faith specific environment" to ensure that all peoples of all creeds are not offended by overtly Christian icons or names.

W & T President Gene Nichol

Supporters of the decision cite the hostile and exclusive nature the name "Mary" brings and insist that tolerance obligates the college to celebrate and accommodate those who hate Christianity, its symbols, and its contributions.

In addition, a faculty and student committee will convene next month to vote on the removal of the name "William" citing its obvious maleness and its connections to the abuses of imperial England. "Pat," "Francis," and "Alex" are reported to be among the favored replacements.

Friday, December 22, 2006

Save the Wren Chapel Cross

Sign the petition to restore the Wren Cross to permanent display on the altar table in William & Mary's Wren Chapel.

The small cross within the chapel was deemed offensive and removed by W&M President Gene Nichol in October of 2006 "to make the Wren Chapel less of a faith-specific space, and to make it more welcoming to students, faculty, staff and visitors of all faiths..."

Find out more about this effort:
Video: Fox News' Hannity and Colmes | National Review Online | Richmond Times-Dispatch | WorldNetDaily
"Whereas other civilizations had been brought down by attacks of barbarians from without, ours had the unique distinction of training its own destroyers at its own educational institutions and providing them with facilities for propagating their destructive ideology far and wide, all at the public expense."
-Malcolm Muggeridge