Monday, February 05, 2007

Headlines You Will Never See, Vol. III

Another edition of HYWNS brought to you by WHYGRR.

Al Qaeda Presses Bin Laden for Jihad Timetable
"He's had five years. Who wants to be the last suicide bomber to die in this war?" ask moderate Muslims.


Darwinian Evolution Powerless over Homosexuality
You can believe people are born gay or Darwinian Evolution, not both.


Shirking Replaces Baseball as National Pastime
Baby-mamas point finger at deadbeat dads who blame George Bush, McDonald's, Halliburton, Karl Rove, second hand smoke, and trans-fats.

Democrats Pro-Choice on Abortion, Work, Fatherhood, Marriage
"When it comes to commitment, we support freedom of choice."

Military-Industrial Complex Dwarfed by Media-Industrial Complex
"Are we writing stories that simply don't have to be written?"


Is Big Coffee Behind U.S. Strikes on Somalia?
Cheney probed for financial ties to Starbucks, Chock Full O' Nuts.

Metrosexuals Demand Civil Rights Protections
"Just because we look gay doesn't mean we are."


Special Report: Church of Satan gave little to Katrina victims in 2006.
Charges of greed and selfishness rock organization.

Congressional Black Caucus Pressures Networks for More Black TV Shows.
In other news: 75,000 Africans died today of genocide, AIDS, slavery, and famine.


Blogger Falling Panda said...

This is hilarious. Did you do this yourself. If so it is incredibly creative.

2/08/2007 03:42:00 AM  
Blogger Bohemian Like You said...

Thanks Panda - these jokes write themselves, really. Like your blog - good stuff!

2/08/2007 12:18:00 PM  
Blogger f mcdonald said...

Truly, truly funny!

2/10/2007 11:38:00 PM  
Anonymous ray b said...

Sam Donaldson?

2/14/2007 01:28:00 PM  
Blogger Bohemian Like You said...

Sam Donaldson?

I know...a bit dated.

But, cut me some think it's easy to steal all these images and hotlink theme here??

2/14/2007 02:26:00 PM  

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