President Bush Meets, Arrests Sheehan
The winning headline will earn the writer an Apple iPod Shuffle (512 KB).
For a chance to win here’s all you have to do:
** Leave a comment to this post with a satirical headline you think is clever, brief, and patently offensive to Left wing sensibilities.
** Blogroll me (or simply link the "UN Wars Prevented” counter to your site)
That’s it. You can enter as often as you like. Entries containing profanity or obscenities will be deleted at my discretion. That’s right, *censorship.*
Some examples from this blog are as follows:
“President Bush meets, Arrests Sheehan”
“Only Karl Rove Can Call for the Assassination of Hugo Chavez”
“Kennedy Apologizes to Nazi Soldiers Held in Allied Camps without Attorneys”
You get the idea.
The headlines are jokes – the contest is real. I can afford to give away an iPod Shuffle to a creative writer I've never met. After all, I’m a Republican.
One winner along with runners-up will be announced mid-September. Let the Outrage begin!