After Strong Start, The Penis Monologues Posts Flaccid Ticket Sales

The much anticipated sequel to The Vagina Monologues is selling poorly


Vagina author, Eve Ensler, cites stiff competition among genitalia-themed entertainment, but believes the show must go on.

"The cast simply has a lot on their minds right now. Maybe after a while they can try again to put on the best show of their lives," explains the outspoken author.