Monday, February 12, 2007

DNC Unleashes Unstoppable Super-Candidate: Oprack Winframa

"If elected, I promise a new car to every American soldier who will cut-and-run."

"Finally, the spirit of the age has the candidate it demands," announces Democratic National Committee Chair Howard Dean.

"He's white, he's black, he's a woman, he's a man. He's privately 'religious' but publicly an 'atheist.' He's personally against abortion but has an A+ Planned Parenthood rating!

He's clean and articulate, too! YEAAAAARRRAAGGGGHHHH!"


Blogger RC said...

um...that oprah-bama picture is um...yea, scary.

2/13/2007 12:03:00 AM  
Blogger Falling Panda said...

Nightmares for weeks. Thanks man.

2/13/2007 06:05:00 PM  
Blogger Bohemian Like You said...

The image is frightening, indeed, but not nearly as horrifying as his platform.

Queue Carmina Burana...

2/13/2007 09:06:00 PM  
Blogger redsquare said...

I'd also change "Be Excellent" to "Be clean and articulate"

2/14/2007 01:27:00 AM  
Blogger Bohemian Like You said...

I'd also change "Be Excellent" to "Be clean and articulate"

Well sure, either way it's an order.

2/14/2007 11:36:00 AM  
Anonymous ray b said...

What do you think of John Warner?

2/14/2007 01:25:00 PM  
Blogger Bohemian Like You said...

John Warner is part of the problem, in my opinion. The *American People* haven't responded to the Republicans recently because they've not been Conservatives. Even some Democrats have done better.

Put another way, there's a reason this site isn't called Where Have You Gone, Gerald Ford? :)

2/14/2007 03:41:00 PM  
Anonymous ray b said...

so I guess you are familiar with this site:

2/14/2007 04:31:00 PM  
Blogger Bohemian Like You said...


Well played, Commie.

2/15/2007 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous ray - local commie said...

What do you think of Ollie North's comments about McCain and Leiberman - that they lied when asked about the support of the troops in Iraq?

2/15/2007 11:20:00 AM  
Blogger J-Sin said...

yeah Republicans sure haven't acted like conservatives...not since their thrashing at the poles. my ultimate conservative friend must have forgotten that even the mighty Virginia fell (oh how your conservative heart must weep, what with the old Southern Pride it boasted as you know, the capital of racism, bigotry, and separatism!)

but what do I know, I'm just learning how to spell...ha, you're as goofy as your moniker...

2/17/2007 11:51:00 PM  
Blogger Bohemian Like You said...

Racist - A definition:

1. Someone winning an argument with a Liberal.

2/20/2007 04:10:00 PM  
Blogger f22strike said...

Hey Libs,

Here is a history lesson for you.
The north opposed slavery in the south for political power, not because they felt blacks were people. Because as we all know, blacks were treated as full equals in the north (Union territory) after the war.

The "rich" slave-holder states would have more votes (based on population)even with blacks counting as only 1/3 a person.

2/21/2007 08:23:00 AM  
Blogger f22strike said...

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2/21/2007 08:49:00 AM  
Blogger f22strike said...

Need I also add, during the civil war (and, consequently, the slavery issue) Democrats were on the WRONG SIDE of the war.

Little has changed, huh.

2/21/2007 08:52:00 AM  
Blogger Bohemian Like You said...

F22 lands another direct hit the solar plexus of the Left.

Preach on.

2/26/2007 11:08:00 AM  
Blogger J-Sin said...

that's a pretty retarded argument there. because clearly republicans have ALWAYS HISTORICALLY been on the side of all minorities. and who again proclaimed that being liberal equated being democratic? thanks for playing.

3/16/2007 10:20:00 PM  
Blogger OneofThem said...

Um… j sin? Republicans tend to be white, Christian men. Sure sounds like a majority group to me.

Oh, and nice job with using the word "retarded". Have any more handicapped people you'd like to insult for no reason?

3/18/2007 06:01:00 PM  
Anonymous dave said...

With Op-bama - it's hope and change by the bagful. And even more so at this site - - a bag in every pot.

6/10/2008 10:59:00 PM  

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