DNC Unleashes Unstoppable Super-Candidate: Oprack Winframa
"If elected, I promise a new car to every American soldier who will cut-and-run."
"Finally, the spirit of the age has the candidate it demands," announces Democratic National Committee Chair Howard Dean.
"He's white, he's black, he's a woman, he's a man. He's privately 'religious' but publicly an 'atheist.' He's personally against abortion but has an A+ Planned Parenthood rating!
He's clean and articulate, too! YEAAAAARRRAAGGGGHHHH!"
"Finally, the spirit of the age has the candidate it demands," announces Democratic National Committee Chair Howard Dean.
"He's white, he's black, he's a woman, he's a man. He's privately 'religious' but publicly an 'atheist.' He's personally against abortion but has an A+ Planned Parenthood rating!
He's clean and articulate, too! YEAAAAARRRAAGGGGHHHH!"
posted by BohemianLikeYOU at 2/12/2007 07:45:00 AM
19 Comments:
um...that oprah-bama picture is um...yea, scary.
Nightmares for weeks. Thanks man.
The image is frightening, indeed, but not nearly as horrifying as his platform.
Queue Carmina Burana...
I'd also change "Be Excellent" to "Be clean and articulate"
I'd also change "Be Excellent" to "Be clean and articulate"
Well sure, either way it's an order.
What do you think of John Warner?
John Warner is part of the problem, in my opinion. The *American People* haven't responded to the Republicans recently because they've not been Conservatives. Even some Democrats have done better.
Put another way, there's a reason this site isn't called Where Have You Gone, Gerald Ford? :)
so I guess you are familiar with this site:
http://www.kraftfoods.com/koolaid/
Heh...
Well played, Commie.
What do you think of Ollie North's comments about McCain and Leiberman - that they lied when asked about the support of the troops in Iraq?
yeah Republicans sure haven't acted like conservatives...not since their thrashing at the poles. my ultimate conservative friend must have forgotten that even the mighty Virginia fell (oh how your conservative heart must weep, what with the old Southern Pride it boasted as you know, the capital of racism, bigotry, and separatism!)
but what do I know, I'm just learning how to spell...ha, you're as goofy as your moniker...
Racist - A definition:
(rā'sĭst)
1. Someone winning an argument with a Liberal.
Hey Libs,
Here is a history lesson for you.
The north opposed slavery in the south for political power, not because they felt blacks were people. Because as we all know, blacks were treated as full equals in the north (Union territory) after the war.
The "rich" slave-holder states would have more votes (based on population)even with blacks counting as only 1/3 a person.
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Need I also add, during the civil war (and, consequently, the slavery issue) Democrats were on the WRONG SIDE of the war.
Little has changed, huh.
F22 lands another direct hit the solar plexus of the Left.
Preach on.
that's a pretty retarded argument there. because clearly republicans have ALWAYS HISTORICALLY been on the side of all minorities. and who again proclaimed that being liberal equated being democratic? thanks for playing.
Um… j sin? Republicans tend to be white, Christian men. Sure sounds like a majority group to me.
Oh, and nice job with using the word "retarded". Have any more handicapped people you'd like to insult for no reason?
With Op-bama - it's hope and change by the bagful. And even more so at this site - www.obamair.com - a bag in every pot.
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