Sunday, September 11, 2005

Nervous Bush Outlines Plan to Volcano-proof Hawaii

Administration races to prevent another New Orleans

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HONOLULU - In response to charges of under-funding the New Orleans levee systems, the President today outlined his plan to cork Hawaii's 3 active volcanoes known locally as Kilauea, Mauna Loa, and Loihi.

The hour long speech included a Microsoft PowerPoint presentation of the President's own illustrations of how the plan works. "My administration stands opposed to violent volcanic activity favoring instead, safety."

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In a move that is expected to please environmentalists, the plan will place giant hybrid technology engines atop the mouths of Hawaii's three volcanoes as early as mid-2006. The engines will capture kinetic energy from eruptions producing clean, abundant electricity instead of hot, dangerous lava.

The President concluded, "It'll be a lot of hard work, but it is our duty to protect the people from threats be they al-Qaeda or natural disasters."

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Blogger Bohemian Like You said...

This comment placed here for the same purpose that a bartender puts a couple of his own dollars in the tip jar at the beginning of his shift. Comments beget comments.

9/10/2005 08:18:00 AM  
Blogger Darrell said...

Hey, BLY, check out this cartoon... Day By Day is always worth a glance.

9/10/2005 11:09:00 AM  
Anonymous MT said...

Nice. Bush may not care about black people, but he at least cares about mixed races.

Did FEMA stop handing out the debit cards because they ran out of white people to give them too? Worth looking into, no?

At least our Royal Family in Hollywood cares.

Damn. Why does Bush have to be so completely awkward and lame. Do we have to choose between a performer with no principles and a principled leader who can't perform? We didn't with Reagan.

9/10/2005 01:12:00 PM  
Blogger Bohemian Like You said...

You're right MT - Where Have You Gone Ronald Reagan..?

The picture of the President backslapping with Nagin today says it all. After all they've said about him?

He'll smile and wave as they stab him in the back.

9/12/2005 08:51:00 PM  

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