Bush Approves 13 Billion Dollar "Ringtone Upgrade Package" for Hurricane Victims
"To those who claim there is no such thing as compassionate Conservatism, I say, "Can You Hear Me Now?"
"From Christina Aguilera to Jay-Z, we want our beleaguered friends along the Gulf Coast to have access to the hottest ringtones right away. It will be hard work, but we must put 1.3 megapixel camera phones back into the hands of the neediest among us," Bush explained.
The ringtone intitiative is scheduled to kick off next week, exactly one month before the upcoming Dell 42" Plasma Screen HDTV distribution to poor households who lost cable or satellite connectivity during the storm or subsequent looting.
"From Christina Aguilera to Jay-Z, we want our beleaguered friends along the Gulf Coast to have access to the hottest ringtones right away. It will be hard work, but we must put 1.3 megapixel camera phones back into the hands of the neediest among us," Bush explained.
The ringtone intitiative is scheduled to kick off next week, exactly one month before the upcoming Dell 42" Plasma Screen HDTV distribution to poor households who lost cable or satellite connectivity during the storm or subsequent looting.
posted by BohemianLikeYOU at 10/02/2005 01:58:00 AM
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Well...I don't see why not. We have been handing out cell phones in Baghdad for months.
I surpose there could being something un-American about helping other Americans.
I "surpose" that you are not really suggesting that a 13 Billion Dollar ringtone upgrade package would actually be helping anyone are you? I certainly hope not.
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