Al Qaeda Threatens to Unleash Firestorm of Video Taped Messages

FBI worries Al-Zawahiri may escalate attacks to include Microsoft Powerpoint presentations, spamming, and pop-up ads.



WASHINGTON, DC - Reuters

"Americans must realize that we're no longer safe from poorly produced videos such as these," said Homeland Security Chief, Michael Chertoff in response to Al Qaeda's latest VHS offering. Outside the Pentagon, a visibly angry Donald Rumsfeld asked the assembled media and his staff, "What's next from these monsters? Spyware?"