Saturday, February 04, 2006

Baptist Suicide Bombers Kill 21 Outside Rolling Stone Magazine Headquarters

Death Toll now 126 as Christians Retaliate for Cover Depicting Kanye West As Jesus

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BREAKING NEWS

Billy Graham Ministries has released a crudely produced statement on video demanding that the 10 Commandments become law by midnight Friday.

If the Federal government fails to respond, BGM insurgents will begin assassinating Rolling Stone staffers from the rooftops of adjacent buildings.

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Below: West as Christ.



WASHINGTON
ASSOCIATED PRESS: President Bush appealed for calm today as Christians continued their campaign of violence across North America. The White House issued a stinging rebuke to Rolling Stone Magazine's editor Jann Wenner.

"With freedom of speech comes responsibility. We urge Mr. Wenner to act responsibly in this case and issue an apology to those Christians who are deeply offended and hurt at the site of their savior being mocked in such a fashion."


Below: Christians minutes before rampage which killed 5.



Jason at Generation Why? has complete coverage.

3 Comments:

Blogger Seaspook said...

Outstanding.

This points out just how stupid the Muslims are behaving.

2/05/2006 08:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Whitman said...

Do you think that if Billy and the gang really went off the deep end that the media would defend Christianity as a religion of peace?

Can you imagine Billy Graham as the next Ace of Spades, hiding somewhere in the Canadian rockies, and threatening us via the media with video taped messages?

2/06/2006 12:21:00 AM  
Blogger Bohemian Like You said...

Absolutely not.

No one in the media or among the Left will every make the statement, "We need to understand the Christians' rage."

2/06/2006 01:19:00 AM  

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