Monday, May 01, 2006

Parade Route Diverts Protesting Illegal Immigrants Back to Mexico

Administration thrilled as illegal workers inadvertently 'Walk-Out' of country.

"I can't believe they fell for this," says parade grand Marshall and legal immigrant Pablo Gonzalez. "I just started marching south and before you know it, Bienvenido a Mexico!"

Above: Illegal immigrants accidently emigrating.

In addition to the work stoppage, remaining immigrant workers across America are threatening to stop calling the fire and police departments, sending their kids to public schools, causing car accidents without insurance, using hospital emergency rooms for treatment of common colds, and riding on public transportation.

President Bush praised the legal immigrant community for this surprise solution to the nation's immigration problem. "The hard work and vision required to carry out such a bold initiative is truly American ingenuity at work."


Anonymous ray b said...

very good! very funny!

Of course now they'll be no one left to paint houses in Richmond.

5/01/2006 11:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Whitman said...

Fortunately I mow my own grass, but where am I going to go for a good quesadilla now?

5/01/2006 06:00:00 PM  
Blogger MT said...

Take some cheese & your choice of chicken or beef and put it between two tortillas. Fry in a pan with some butter until lightly brown and crisp. Throw some sour cream on top and slice up an avocado on the side. Come on over if you like.

A more appropriate concern might be where are you going to get your grass from. :)

5/01/2006 08:52:00 PM  
Blogger MT said...

That last comment was not helpful. Sorry.

Good quesadillas though. Bring margaritas.

5/01/2006 09:00:00 PM  
Blogger Bohemian Like You said...


5/02/2006 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Cheech Martin said...§ion=

5/02/2006 02:30:00 PM  
Anonymous ha ha ha said...

5/03/2006 09:38:00 AM  
Blogger Bohemian Like You said...

Nuestro Presidente no solamente canta en el Espanol, el lo dice bien tambien.

5/03/2006 08:32:00 PM  
Blogger Darrell said...

Did you see the shots on the news of the protests that turned into outright riots out west? It makes it hard to support the cause when you see people saying that they want to stay in our country waving a foreign flag and throwing rocks at cops. Of course, a lot of reliable info says that the majority of those coming in from Mexico are conservative, religious, family-centered folks. My kinda people! I hate it when issues are complex. ;)

5/04/2006 09:36:00 AM  
Blogger Bohemian Like You said...

You're right, Darrell. Although I believe most of the types you mention were at work like you and me. :)

I know several El Salvadoran immigrants who are the most hardworking, conservative, very Catholic types you'll ever meet.

Their kids are going to great colleges (JMU, UVA) now although they came here illegally originally. They assimilated and were grateful for the opportunities to prove themselves in America.

The only demands they had were of themselves.

5/04/2006 08:29:00 PM  
Anonymous ghetto defender said...

I hope and pray to Jehovah that a majority of these new immigrants vote for liberal Democrats, don't you? I can't wait to see a new Congress call Bush and co. before investigating committees, don't you? And I hope some of the new immigrants are ashamed to be called conservative, are not religious but rather think for themselves, and are family-centered folks who play loud rock and roll on the weekends! I know you agree....

5/05/2006 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bush will not faithfully enforce the laws of the United States. In the words of William F. Buckley, "He is not a conservative."

5/12/2006 12:29:00 PM  
Blogger J-Sin said...

wow nice use of racism, Rush.

5/28/2006 01:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Democrats support illegal immigration so the aliens vote for them. Simple as that. If you can't seem to figure out why someone's doing such an illogical and stupid thing, just follow the dollar

3/18/2007 06:48:00 PM  

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