Parade Route Diverts Protesting Illegal Immigrants Back to Mexico
"I can't believe they fell for this," says parade grand Marshall and legal immigrant Pablo Gonzalez. "I just started marching south and before you know it, Bienvenido a Mexico!"
Above: Illegal immigrants accidently emigrating.
In addition to the work stoppage, remaining immigrant workers across America are threatening to stop calling the fire and police departments, sending their kids to public schools, causing car accidents without insurance, using hospital emergency rooms for treatment of common colds, and riding on public transportation.
President Bush praised the legal immigrant community for this surprise solution to the nation's immigration problem. "The hard work and vision required to carry out such a bold initiative is truly American ingenuity at work."