Sunday, July 03, 2005

Bush Must Replace O'Connor with a Woman

Mr. President, these women are lawyers too.
(Re-Posting this piece from July)

Many are recommending President Bush replace Sandra Day O'Connor with a female to ensure a woman's point of view will be heard on the nation's highest court.

I couldn't agree more. That's why we're recommending Ann Coulter.

Why not? She is a lawyer with an impeccable Conservative pedigree. Let's face it. Anyone he sends before the Senate for confirmation will have to survive the coming filibuster and the Democratic character assassination squads. Why not nominate someone who can fight back?

Too Right-wing, you say? Okay, how about Laura Ingraham?

Laura is an attorney too who even worked for Justice Clarence Thomas for a while. While she is a "hair" (no pun intended) to the Left of Coulter, she could definitely hold her own against Ted Kennedy, Dick Durbin, John Kerry, and friends. Heck, she might even stand a chance against John McCain.

On second thought, while both have the credentials, perhaps neither has the wisdom that comes only with more age and experience. You can't put too high a value on wisdom. So, this leaves us with only one possible choice:

Phyllis Schlafly

No, really.
Phyllis Schlafly is a Phi Beta Kappa graduate of Washington University; she received her J.D. from Washington University Law School, and received her Master's in Political Science from Harvard University. She has testified before more than 50 Congressional and State Legislative committees on constitutional, national defense, and family issues.

This remarkable woman combines the leadership of Ronald Reagan with the determination and stately presence of Margaret Thatcher. Take a good look Mr. President.

It is impossible to know who the President will ultimately send up before the Senate at this point. However, if his nominee turns out to be a woman, she might consider bringing along some pepper mace in her pocketbook.


Blogger Bohemian Like You said...

This comment placed here for the same purpose that a bartender puts a couple of his own dollars in the tip jar at the beginning of his shift. Comments beget comments.

7/03/2005 05:15:00 PM  
Blogger Darrell said...

Laura is so hot. I've never found Ann that attractive, but Laura can jump on my soapbox anytime.

7/03/2005 07:09:00 PM  

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