Friday, September 16, 2005

Medical Test Shows Hillary Can't Technically be First "Female" President

The First "Outrage a Liberal" Headline Contest Winner!

Congratulations to Jason from Generation Why for his iPod Winning first place "Hillary" entry!

While "Medical Test Shows Hillary Can't Technically be First 'Female' President" is not as patently offensive as our runners up, this combined just the right amounts of venom and humor to claim top billing. Plus, it's forward thinking. I like that.

There were so many great entries. It pained me to choose just one winner. Heck, there were over 80 - some with multiple headlines each. 109 comments total.

1st Runner Up:
Kirkpatrick said...
Evidence Found, "Vince Foster murdered," Claims Attorney General Chelsea Limbaugh
Bravo. Chelsea Clinton as Limbaugh's wife is about as horrifying as it gets to Liberals. I know because I asked several of them to help me judge this contest. They were not pleased with the Vince Foster/Clinton reference either.

2nd Runner Up:

Mr. Right said...
Worldwide Marijuana Crop Failure Promises Unprecedented Hemp Shortage
This would have hunger-striking undergraduates jumping from the rooftops nationwide. While not all Liberals shoot up marijuana, most potheads are Liberals. Someone make a Venn diagram of this.

3rd Runner Up:

CharliePhysics said...
Ralph Nader takes 15% of national vote.
Nuff said.

Thanks to all those who submitted. And congratulations to Jason. I've not laughed this hard since Kerry's DNC speech last year. Cheers!!


Blogger HRP said...

Excellent contest! I am pleased by the results. Kudo's to the winner - I always wondered about Hillary. If you'd had this contest several years ago a general "Bush Wins Election and Popular Vote Soundly" would have scared the Dickins out of liberals. Nightmares do come true for some.

9/16/2005 09:55:00 AM  
Blogger Darrell said...

Congrats to Jason, his headline was, indeed, very funny. I got a laugh out of each of his entries, in fact. This contest got some great responses!

By the way, to post this comment, I had to verify the word "zhwlnmjf." Sounds like a German clearning his throat.

9/16/2005 10:48:00 AM  
Anonymous flora mcdonald said...

Congratulations Jason! Now if we could only get you on staff at the Richmond Times Dispatch!

9/23/2005 11:43:00 PM  

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