Sunday, November 27, 2005

Democrats Now "Asking Jeeves" for Core Principles

The Therapist Strikes Again:

"The idea is a simple one at its roots. Democrats hoping to strike a public balancing act between sedition and faux patriotism are simply utilizing two of the biggest search engines, Google, and/or Jeeves, the fictitious online butler that promises answers to all conundrums clearly expressed in the search field."

In a daring pre-dawn Watergate style break-in, WHYGRR commandos have recovered additional Jeeves search queries from the Apple powerbooks used by top DNC leaders:

"What are principles?"
"How to lose wars"
"Where to score hot undergraduates"
"Earth Shoes"
"Obfuscating Communist objectives"
"When did Che Guevara play guitar for Santana?"
"Bong maintenance"
"Faux intellectual insights"
"Bob Marley Bongs"


Blogger Darrell said...

LOL: Santana. That's goooood. :)

11/28/2005 12:18:00 PM  
Blogger f mcdonald said...

I think I own a pair of those Earth Shoes.

How embarassing!

11/29/2005 01:02:00 AM  
Anonymous notorious ray said...

Funny, but I'm proud to be an American and I'm liberal.

but funny

11/29/2005 05:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Maggie said...

They've found a new principle:

Just call them what they are -


12/01/2005 08:37:00 AM  

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