Democrats Now "Asking Jeeves" for Core Principles
The Therapist Strikes Again:
"The idea is a simple one at its roots. Democrats hoping to strike a public balancing act between sedition and faux patriotism are simply utilizing two of the biggest search engines, Google, and/or Jeeves, the fictitious online butler that promises answers to all conundrums clearly expressed in the search field."
In a daring pre-dawn Watergate style break-in, WHYGRR commandos have recovered additional Jeeves search queries from the Apple powerbooks used by top DNC leaders:
"What are principles?"
"How to lose wars"
"Where to score hot undergraduates"
"Earth Shoes"
"Obfuscating Communist objectives"
"When did Che Guevara play guitar for Santana?"
"Bong maintenance"
"Faux intellectual insights"
"Bob Marley Bongs"
"The idea is a simple one at its roots. Democrats hoping to strike a public balancing act between sedition and faux patriotism are simply utilizing two of the biggest search engines, Google, and/or Jeeves, the fictitious online butler that promises answers to all conundrums clearly expressed in the search field."
In a daring pre-dawn Watergate style break-in, WHYGRR commandos have recovered additional Jeeves search queries from the Apple powerbooks used by top DNC leaders:
"What are principles?"
"How to lose wars"
"Where to score hot undergraduates"
"Earth Shoes"
"Obfuscating Communist objectives"
"When did Che Guevara play guitar for Santana?"
"Bong maintenance"
"Faux intellectual insights"
"Bob Marley Bongs"
posted by BohemianLikeYOU at 11/27/2005 09:58:00 PM
4 Comments:
LOL: Santana. That's goooood. :)
I think I own a pair of those Earth Shoes.
How embarassing!
Funny, but I'm proud to be an American and I'm liberal.
but funny
They've found a new principle:
Just call them what they are -
WHITE FLAG DEMOCRATS!
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