Wednesday, December 07, 2005

An Embedded John Kerry Joins U.S. Soldiers for House-to-House Searches

Massachusetts Senator will help soothe terrorized women and children with funny faces, balloon animals, and puppet shows.

Senator Kerry thrills children 5 miles outside a Karbala.

Delta Force Commandos wait for Kerry to finish story time.

Much more here from Generation Why.


Blogger The Authoritarian Boenau said...

EXCELLENT!!! Hey, is it true that Elton John volunteered to be a sock puppet for Kerry, or is that just a vicious rumor?

12/08/2005 02:24:00 PM  
Blogger Joanna said...

lol, that's great.

12/08/2005 03:38:00 PM  
Anonymous jcr said...

Comedy gold!! Who better than Kerry to bring cheer to those poor Iraqis who had the blessings of Uncles Saddam's utopia stripped away by oil-thirsty American imperialists?

As for the sock puppet, if this means inserting one's hands in the nether regions, I doubt Sir Elton John would protest too much.

12/08/2005 05:59:00 PM  
Blogger Bohemian Like You said...


Not that there's anything wrong with that!

12/09/2005 08:31:00 AM  
Anonymous ray b said...

It goes to show that John Kerry has much more charisma than you conservatives (and the MSM) gave him credit for.

I heard House Republicans were going to chip in too but showing the newly elected Iraqi legislators how to get family members (and themselves) to benefit from gov't service through bribes, graft, and illegal lobbying.

12/09/2005 09:27:00 AM  
Blogger Bohemian Like You said...

Good point - graft didn't exist before we invaded.

12/09/2005 10:29:00 AM  
Anonymous ray b said...

ha, sure, yea, it existed

but no one does graft like Republicans do graft...

12/09/2005 11:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Maggie said...

ray b....Do you REALLY give a hoot?

Then join me in a battle cry:


Most of these guys are so close to the grave it's frightening.

Three terms...then go back to the real world!

12/10/2005 07:42:00 PM  

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