Monday, February 26, 2007

Director of "Pirhana 2: The Sequel" Finds Jesus Tomb, 2pac Shakur, Elvis, & Jimmy Hoffa

James Cameron finds "tomb of Jesus family," buries career inside.

Scholars and archaeologists were shamed today as the Academy Award winning director corrected prior assumptions about 27 year old Israeli find.

"Not only was Jesus married, the evidence strongly suggests he was also a slave-owning global-warmer," James Cameron said today. "When the experts get it wrong, we with money must get it right. The 'larger truth' demands it."

Skeptics worry that movie makers doing archaeology could lead to an obfuscation of the facts for profit or power - the logical end of which could lead to politicians doing climatology.


Anonymous ray b. said...

Tooth Fairy Is Real
- So Claim Conservatives
[Associated Press, March 3, 2007]

(Wash.)- Conservatives from across the nation today are claiming that the "Tooth Fairy" is as real as the myths of Ronald Reagan ending the Cold War and Jesus Christ being the son of God.

"Oh, it's true," said Sean H. Clash, a Virginia conservative who is one of hundreds of nation wide conservatives who now have adopted the myth of the "Tooth Fairy" to their growing sack of life illusions.

Clash said he hopes the Rapture will be postponed for a few years so that he and other right-wingers can get the "truth" out about the "Tooth Fairy."

3/03/2007 12:12:00 PM  
Blogger Bohemian Like You said...

"One hundred years from my day there will not be a Bible in the earth except one that is looked upon by an antiquarian curiosity seeker."

Fran├žois-Marie Arouet (aka Voltaire)
whose house is now used to distribute bibles.


3/03/2007 08:46:00 PM  
Blogger OneofThem said...

Nothing like bringing back an old, already disproved without a doubt, discovery to create another stir regarding Jesus Christ's divinity and celibacy. *rolls eyes* I'm taking Catholic apologetics this year, and they present an irrefutably logical argument refuting those who don't believe. :D

ray b: Pfft, who believes in the Rapture anyway? :P

3/14/2007 10:44:00 PM  

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