Thursday, December 15, 2005

Democrats Hold Emergency Closed Door Meeting to Determine What the Media Wants Them to Say

"Folks, just tell us what you need," Reid asks journalists.

"You should each have a piece of paper in front of you and a #2 pencil. Simply circle the words you would like to hear me say tomorrow on the Senate floor."

Below is a portion of Reid's "multiple-choice speech" reviewed and edited by media today:

The war in Iraq continues to [make historic progress / alienate and anger the entire world]. Our President has demonstrated [epic hubris / gritty determination] in his effort to carry out this [unjust war / noble effort.]

The Senate Democratic leadership will continue to [demand the truth / support the President wholeheartedly] as we pray for the troop's [safe return / humiliation they so richly deserve.]

It's [clear / impossible to know] now that Saddam Hussein [did / did not] have weapons of mass destruction. However, no one can [deny / confirm] that this undertaking was [the right / the wrong] thing to do.

We want to make sure that the Iraqi people know that we're [on their side / going to leave very soon.] And, if you're like me, you think there has not been enough attention paid to [positive achievements / Abu Ghraib]......cont'd


Anonymous Tony said...

Why not "arguments and responses" to the left? "Rants and Reactions" sounds like what everybody else does; the idiotic and sensible, alike. In your writing, you strike me as intelligent enough to know that among the myriad problems with the right and the left is a comlete absence common sense; the absence of understanding that there are good, reasonable points in both schools of thought that are disregarded because of "agenda," whatever that means.

12/15/2005 12:41:00 AM  
Blogger Bohemian Like You said...

Thanks Tony - I guess I like the alliteration!

12/15/2005 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous ray b said...

Amen! That's exactly what the stupid Demorcats are doing, most of them anyway....

12/15/2005 08:19:00 AM  

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