Sunday, December 18, 2005

Presbyterian Suicide Bombers Kill Twenty-five Outside Vermont Mosque

Another edition of "Headlines You Will Never See."


Radical Presbyterians moments before detonation.
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Democrats Rejoice as First Post-election Bomb Goes Off in Iraq
"We've come too far to let something like the second largest election in Arab history shake our confidence," says a relieved Nancy Pelosi (D-CA).


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Nation's Teachers Agree Salaries Are Fair for Only Eight Months of Work
NEA members overwhelmingly approve a new performance-based pay scale.




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Sitcom Fathers Portrayed as Smart, Resourceful, and Wise in New Primetime Lineups for 2006
"This shift will result in a 35% drop in roles for eye-rolling, smart-ass child actors," says NBC creative consultant Bill Cosby.




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Pro-Choice Activists Take to the Streets to Save Unborn Dolphins
"Bush is Hitler!" explain Greenpeace activists educating passers-by on risks faced by pregnant dolphins.




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Tolerant Liberal Brother Ruins Thanksgiving for 4th Consecutive Year
"Why don't you bourgeois white-trash Christians just go watch your homo-erotic football games and leave me alone," says compassionate college junior.




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Check out the first edition of "Headlines You Will Never See" here.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Bohemian said...

You know, for years I've been warning people about those Presbyteriofascists! ;-)

12/19/2005 11:14:00 AM  
Blogger Darrell said...

This is great stuff! I love the ones about dems celebrating. Actually, we will see that one, just worded differently.

Hope you and yours have a great Christmas!

12/22/2005 06:44:00 AM  
Blogger Bohemian Like You said...

Thanks Darrell!

Hope you and Family have a very Merry Christmas!!

12/22/2005 03:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Jonathan said...

Thanks for the great postings!

It really helps to show the flawed mentalities of these conflicted people.

Pro-choice activists trying to save unborn dolphins. Haha.

Maybe create one about Vegetarians and Pro-Choice. Insane. You might be able to find picture of people wearing vegetarian shirts and holding up signs in favor of abortion.

12/28/2005 07:48:00 PM  

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