Presbyterian Suicide Bombers Kill Twenty-five Outside Vermont Mosque
Another edition of "Headlines You Will Never See."
Radical Presbyterians moments before detonation.
NEA members overwhelmingly approve a new performance-based pay scale.
"This shift will result in a 35% drop in roles for eye-rolling, smart-ass child actors," says NBC creative consultant Bill Cosby.
"Bush is Hitler!" explain Greenpeace activists educating passers-by on risks faced by pregnant dolphins.
"Why don't you bourgeois white-trash Christians just go watch your homo-erotic football games and leave me alone," says compassionate college junior.
Radical Presbyterians moments before detonation.
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Democrats Rejoice as First Post-election Bomb Goes Off in Iraq
"We've come too far to let something like the second largest election in Arab history shake our confidence," says a relieved Nancy Pelosi (D-CA).
"We've come too far to let something like the second largest election in Arab history shake our confidence," says a relieved Nancy Pelosi (D-CA).
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Nation's Teachers Agree Salaries Are Fair for Only Eight Months of WorkNEA members overwhelmingly approve a new performance-based pay scale.
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Sitcom Fathers Portrayed as Smart, Resourceful, and Wise in New Primetime Lineups for 2006"This shift will result in a 35% drop in roles for eye-rolling, smart-ass child actors," says NBC creative consultant Bill Cosby.
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Pro-Choice Activists Take to the Streets to Save Unborn Dolphins"Bush is Hitler!" explain Greenpeace activists educating passers-by on risks faced by pregnant dolphins.
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Tolerant Liberal Brother Ruins Thanksgiving for 4th Consecutive Year"Why don't you bourgeois white-trash Christians just go watch your homo-erotic football games and leave me alone," says compassionate college junior.
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Check out the first edition of "Headlines You Will Never See" here.
posted by BohemianLikeYOU at 12/18/2005 01:16:00 PM
4 Comments:
You know, for years I've been warning people about those Presbyteriofascists! ;-)
This is great stuff! I love the ones about dems celebrating. Actually, we will see that one, just worded differently.
Hope you and yours have a great Christmas!
Thanks Darrell!
Hope you and Family have a very Merry Christmas!!
Thanks for the great postings!
It really helps to show the flawed mentalities of these conflicted people.
Pro-choice activists trying to save unborn dolphins. Haha.
Maybe create one about Vegetarians and Pro-Choice. Insane. You might be able to find picture of people wearing vegetarian shirts and holding up signs in favor of abortion.
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