Sunday, December 18, 2005

Presbyterian Suicide Bombers Kill Twenty-five Outside Vermont Mosque

Another edition of "Headlines You Will Never See."

Radical Presbyterians moments before detonation.

Democrats Rejoice as First Post-election Bomb Goes Off in Iraq
"We've come too far to let something like the second largest election in Arab history shake our confidence," says a relieved Nancy Pelosi (D-CA).


Nation's Teachers Agree Salaries Are Fair for Only Eight Months of Work
NEA members overwhelmingly approve a new performance-based pay scale.


Sitcom Fathers Portrayed as Smart, Resourceful, and Wise in New Primetime Lineups for 2006
"This shift will result in a 35% drop in roles for eye-rolling, smart-ass child actors," says NBC creative consultant Bill Cosby.


Pro-Choice Activists Take to the Streets to Save Unborn Dolphins
"Bush is Hitler!" explain Greenpeace activists educating passers-by on risks faced by pregnant dolphins.


Tolerant Liberal Brother Ruins Thanksgiving for 4th Consecutive Year
"Why don't you bourgeois white-trash Christians just go watch your homo-erotic football games and leave me alone," says compassionate college junior.

Check out the first edition of "Headlines You Will Never See" here.


Anonymous Bohemian said...

You know, for years I've been warning people about those Presbyteriofascists! ;-)

12/19/2005 11:14:00 AM  
Blogger Darrell said...

This is great stuff! I love the ones about dems celebrating. Actually, we will see that one, just worded differently.

Hope you and yours have a great Christmas!

12/22/2005 06:44:00 AM  
Blogger Bohemian Like You said...

Thanks Darrell!

Hope you and Family have a very Merry Christmas!!

12/22/2005 03:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Jonathan said...

Thanks for the great postings!

It really helps to show the flawed mentalities of these conflicted people.

Pro-choice activists trying to save unborn dolphins. Haha.

Maybe create one about Vegetarians and Pro-Choice. Insane. You might be able to find picture of people wearing vegetarian shirts and holding up signs in favor of abortion.

12/28/2005 07:48:00 PM  

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