Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Ann Coulter's Godless Quotes

On the heels of the announcement that Rove will not be indicted, this is the last thing Liberals need...



Coulter on the Supreme Court: In 1992, the Court ruled it "unconstitutional" for a Reform rabbi to give a nonsectarian invocation at a high school graduation ceremony on the perfectly plausible grounds that Rhode Island was trying to establish Reform Judaism as the official state religion. (Opinion by Justice Anthony Kennedy.) Yes, those scheming Jews have had their eyes on the Ocean State for as long as I can remember.

On crime: Whether it is building prisons, mandatory sentencing, three-strikes laws, or the death penalty, if it has to do with punishing criminals, Democrats are against it. Liberals prefer treatment, rehabilitation, alternatives to prison, even creative alternatives to prison -- but not prison! That would be "blaming the perpetrator."

On prisons: Between 1995 and 2005, the prison population grew by 30 percent, meaning an additional half million criminals were behind bars, rather than lurking in dark alleys with switchblades. You can well imagine liberals' surprise when the crime rate went down as more criminals were put in prison. The New York Times was reduced to running querulous articles with headlines like "Number in Prison Grows Despite Crime Reduction" and "As Crime Rate Drops, the Prison Rate Rises and the Debate Rages."

On public schools: Public schools are forbidden from mentioning religion not because of the Constitution, but because public schools are the Left's madrassas... At least the crazy Muslims get funding from Saudi Arabia for their madrassas. Liberals force normal Americans to pay for their religious schools.

On the media's ignorance of religion: In another interview, [the Rev. Richard John] Neuhaus told a reporter that political corruption had "been around ever since that unfortunate afternoon in the garden." The reporter mulled it over before asking, "What garden was that?" In defense of the American educational system, every single one of these reporters knew how to put on a condom.

On abortion: No matter what else they pretend to care about from time to time - undermining national security, aiding terrorists, oppressing the middle class, freeing violent criminals - the single most important item on the Democrats' agenda is abortion. Indeed, abortion is the one issue the Democratic Party is willing to go to war over - except in the Muslim world, which is jam-packed with prohibitions on abortion, because going to war against a Muslim nation might also serve America's national security objectives.

On liberals' obsession with Fox News: Fox News isn't even particularly conservative, though it is recognizably American. I believe the one verified atrocity committed by Fox News was the wearing of American flag lapel pins after 9/11. Assuming - against all evidence - that Fox News is every bit as conservative as CBS is liberal, it is still just a small beachhead in a universe of liberal-speak. But the mere existence of one solitary network that doesn't toe the party line has driven the Left insane.

On Cindy Sheehan: Call me old-fashioned, but a grief-stricken war mother shouldn't have her own full-time PR flack. After your third profile on Entertainment Tonight, you're not longer a grieving mom; you're a C-list celebrity trolling for a book deal or a reality show. At that point, you're longer mourning, you're "branding."

On public school teachers: We are simultaneously supposed to gasp in awe at teachers' raw dedication and be forced to listen to their incessant caterwauling about how they don't make enough money. Well, which is it? Are they dedicated to teaching or are they in it for the money? After all the carping about how little teachers are paid, if someone enters the teaching profession for the big bucks, aren't they too stupid to be teaching our kids?

On Darwinism: Liberals creation myth is Charles Darwin's theory of evolution, which is about one notch above Scientology in scientific rigor. It's a make-believe story, based on a theory that is a tautology, with no proof in the scientist's laboratory or the fossil record - and that's after 150 years of very determined looking. We wouldn't still be talking about it but for the fact that liberals think evolution disproves God.

On the fossil record: The preposterous conceit that the fossil record has produced a mosaic of organisms consistent with evolution except for the occasional "gap" is absurd. Evolution is nothing but a gap. It's a conjecture about how species might have arisen that is contradicted by the fossil record and by nearly everything we have learned about molecular biology since Darwin's day.

On religion "vs." evolution: The only religious belief driving opinions about evolution is atheism. God can do anything, including evolution. But the value of Darwinism for atheists is that it is the only way they can explain why we are here. (It's an accident!) If evolution doesn't work out for them, they'll have to expand on theories about extraterrestrials or comets bringing life to earth.

On Darwinism and Nazism: Hitler's embrace of Darwinism is not a random fact, unrelated to the reason we know his name. It is impossible to understand Hitler's monstrous views apart from his belief in natural selection applied to races. He believed Darwin's theory of natural selection showed that "science" justified the extermination of the Jews.

On Darwinism's appeal to liberals: Liberals subscribe to Darwinism not because it's "science," which they hate, but out of wishful thinking. Darwinism lets them off the hook morally. Do whatever you feel like doing - screw your secretary, kill Grandma, abort your defective child - Darwin says it will benefit humanity! Nothing is ever wrong as long as you followyourinstincts. Just do it - and let Mother Earth sort out the winners and losers.

16 Comments:

Anonymous ray b said...

Here's two of my favorites:

On February 10, 2006, the audience at the Conservative Political Action Conference applauded her when she referred to Muslim terrorists as "ragheads" and said, "I think our motto should be, post-9-11: raghead talks tough, raghead faces consequences."

In Godless: The Church of Liberalism, Coulter says in a footnote, "Throughout this book, I often refer to Christians and Christianity because I am a Christian and I have a fairly good idea of what they believe, but the term is intended to include anyone who subscribes to the Bible of the God of Abraham, including Jews and others."

-- both quotes from Wikipedia

I wonder what Matisyahu thinks of her and her quotes?

6/13/2006 03:48:00 PM  
Anonymous a five year old said...

carbon dating

6/13/2006 03:49:00 PM  
Blogger Bohemian Like You said...

but the term is intended to include anyone who subscribes to the Bible of the God of Abraham, including Jews and others."

This is exactly what Matis thinks. He says so on P.O.D.'s album.

6/13/2006 04:08:00 PM  
Blogger Bohemian Like You said...

I'm fine with carbon dating. I just don't think carbons should be having sex before marriage.

6/13/2006 04:11:00 PM  
Anonymous ray b said...

I guess we'll put you in the Believer column.

What's that old reggae tune - Pass the Kool-Aid on the left hand side...

6/13/2006 04:45:00 PM  
Anonymous ray b said...

P.S. Does Matis, the orthodox Jew, think that Jesus was the new messiah (the future descendant of King David)?

6/14/2006 01:12:00 PM  
Blogger f mcdonald said...

I love that girl!
She was great on Jay Leno last night.
He asked her about her bodyguards. She said she didn't need them, she was accompanied by conservative men.

6/16/2006 01:11:00 AM  
Anonymous joe strummer said...

Didn't she call Jesus a "girly-man" once?

6/16/2006 02:38:00 PM  
Blogger Jeff said...

She WAS great on Leno....surprisingly, Carlin didn't open his fat mouth and start in on her about something. She's dead-on (as usual) about everything you quoted in your post, and certainly hit the nail squarely on the head regarding Sheehan and "The Jersey Girls".

6/17/2006 10:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i just love how this guy accuses science of many things. my favorite thing was how he talked about hitler using science as an exuse. wow... why is it that every "good little christian" blames us liberals on everything? mabey its because they don't want to admit that mabey, just mabey its someone else's fault. and another thing... why the hell are we talking about Jay Leno?!

6/25/2006 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if Ann Coulter would be such a genius and get so much press from the "biased" MSM if she wasn't so attractive.

7/03/2006 03:51:00 PM  
Anonymous somebody who has more sense then you said...

anyone who likes Ann Coulter or agrees with her hateful hackery should check themselves into a psych ward immediately. She's just a self-loathing hateful moron.
I'm sorry that you hate yourselves so much to thinks she is "on the money" about anything.
WOW. You people scare the shit out of me.

7/12/2006 01:58:00 PM  
Blogger Bohemian Like You said...

Dear Someone:

Thank you for such a well reasoned argument. I simply can't continue to read and support Ms. Coulter now.

I may have to rethink everything after reading this airtight logical proof of yours.

7/12/2006 10:46:00 PM  
Anonymous insanehippie said...

Ann Coulter's book was great. To the liberals on this blog and other websites, read the book and refute her facts instead of the tired complaints about her being "hate-filled" or being a "man". Debate us on facts or continue to lose elections and slide towards obscurity.

Great post Clay!

-Jesse

7/20/2006 08:49:00 PM  
Blogger OneofThem said...

I've called Coulter the "ultimate purveyor of controversial tongue-in-cheek humor," and that's what I think makes her so great. She makes liberals so mad with her jokes while they think she's being serious.

I mean, she's serious most of the time, but liberals have no sense of humor and therefore can't tell the difference between her serious remarks and her jokes and call her, say, a "self-loathing hateful moron."

3/18/2007 06:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Flower Child *that's right, I am a liberal* said...

Oy vei...it's Ann Coulter! I cannot abide the teachings of this woman. Oh, the things she says! Why must she attack liberals so much? Can't she acknowledge that not all Democrats are the same? This country is not divided into two groups of people, Ann - there is more to life than complaining about liberals.

10/26/2007 03:39:00 PM  

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