Sunday, April 30, 2006

Format Woes

If the site seems a bit out of sorts, that's because it is. After a number of Blogger sites were defaced recently (including WHYGRR), I had to upload a backup CSS file to repair. The recovered site ignores line breaks for some odd reason. Anyone who knows how to repair posts en masse, please let me know.



Thursday, April 27, 2006

Senate: FEMA is beyond repair.
In related news...
U.S. Citizens: Congress needs a re-rack.

WASHINGTON — Hurricane Katrina turned FEMA into a "symbol of a bumbling bureaucracy" so far beyond repair that it should be scrapped, senators said Thursday. They called for creation of a new disaster relief agency as the next storm season looms on the horizon.

EVERYWHERE ELSE - Lack of values, common decency, honesty, integrity and term limits has turned CONGRESS into a "cesspool of incompetance" so mired in it's own fecal matter that all of its current "career politician" members should be fired and forced to wait tables at the Bennigan's, Applebee's, TGI Friday's...or otherwise "flair-required" restaurant of their choosing, the American public unanimously said later that same Thursday. They noted that this would be the perfect time, with many elections already scheduled this fall...which should give Teddy Kennedy enough time to find suitable pairs of black pants and sneakers.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Top 10 Reagan quotes...

The Ronald Reagan Foundation10. "Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first."

—Remarks at a business conference, Los Angeles, March 2, 1977

9. "You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."

—The Observer, March 29, 1981

8. “Thomas Jefferson once said, "We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.' And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying."

—Circa 1988

7. "I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting."

—Said often during his presidency, 1981-1989

6. "How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin."

—Remarks in Arlington, Virginia, September 25, 1987

5. "The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."

—Remarks to the White House Conference on Small Business, August 15, 1986

4. “I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself.”

—Said often during his presidency, 1981-1989

3. "All great change in America begins at the dinner table."

—Farewell Address to the Nation, The White House, January 11, 1989

2. "I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born."

—The New York Times, September 22, 1980

1. "There is no limit to what a man can do or where he can go if he doesn't mind who gets the credit."

— First Inaugural Address, January 21, 1981

President orders investigation into soaring congressional salaries...

The price of gasoline has gone up 60% since 1986. Congressional salaries have gone up 250% in the same time period.

The people are demanding an official inquiry into the unethical manipulation of both, and President Bush doesn't disappoint as he succumbs to the demagoguery.

(photoshop needed)